Bureau of Metrics
The league does not track these measurements, but the Bureau records them anyway.
Ph², the Phandemonium Phactor
How Banana Ball is each team actually playing?
| Rank | Team | Ph² |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Texas Tailgaters | 89.8 |
| 2 | Savannah Bananas | 86.0 |
| 3 | Loco Beach Coconuts | 80.3 |
| 4 | Party Animals | 74.4 |
| 5 | Firefighters | 74.3 |
| 6 | Indianapolis Clowns | 70.4 |
Ph³, the Phans Phirst Phlavor
How much fun is each team to watch?
| Rank | Team | Ph³ |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Savannah Bananas | 89.5 |
| 2 | Loco Beach Coconuts | 75.3 |
| 3 | Firefighters | 73.3 |
| 4 | Texas Tailgaters | 70.9 |
| 5 | Party Animals | 68.0 |
| 6 | Indianapolis Clowns | 63.9 |
kWAR
How many wins did each player bring?
| Pitchers | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Drake Fontenot | LBC | 2.9 |
| 2nd | Brett Sanchez | TEX | 2.7 |
| 3rd | Austin Drury | SAV | 2.6 |
| Hitters | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | DR Meadows | SAV | 1.9 |
| 2nd | Bobby Lada | IND | 1.5 |
| 3rd | Kyle Martin | TEX | 1.4 |
Every qualified player, each team's top 3 and how kWAR works